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[Intro]
[Verse 1]
I was impressed like everyone
When man began to fly
Out of earthly regions
To planets in the sky.
With total media coverage
We watched the heroes land
As ceremoniously
They disturbed the cosmic sand.
[Verse 2]
In awe with admiration
We listened to the talk.
Such pride felt they
Such joy to be
Upon the moon to walk.
My romantic vision shattered
When it was explained to me
Spacemen wear old diapers
In which they shit and pee.
[Chorus]
Oh the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem
When you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.
[Verse 3]
They don't partake like you and I
Of beefy burger mush.
Their food is specially prepared
To dissolve into slush.
Absorbed by multi-fibers
In the super diaper suit
Otherwise the slush would trickle
Down inside the boot.
[Chorus]
Oh the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem
When you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.
[Verse 4]
You may well ask now what becomes
Of liquid they consume.
A pipe is led from penis head
To a unit in the room.
The water is recirculated
Filtered for re-use.
In case of anti-gravity -
Pee gets on the loose.
[Chorus]
Oh the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem
When you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.
[Verse 5]
Wherever man has conquered
On the quest for frontiers new da da da da
I'm glad he's always had to do
The number one and two.
It makes it all so ordinary
Just like you and me
To know the greatest heroes
They had to shit and pee.
[Outro]
The intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to there
For cosmic constipation
There's none that can compare.
If shitting is your problem
When you're out there in the stars
Oh the intergalactic laxative
The intergalactic laxative
The intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.
