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100 times fuckeder

F5 B5 G5 E5 A5 G

Fighting with gloves Now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder Hitting above the belt Now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder Citing defense
13 Stiches

G5 C5 D5 A5 E5

Verse 1: The first time i saw the descendents They were the fastest band i'd ever seen No one in the crowd really cared for them We were waiting for The Ally Cats to play
13 Stitches

G C D Am Em

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Please bear in mind that this is my FIRST TAB EVER. I've only been playing for three months. I didn't actually tab this from scratch, I merely translated the power chords that Andrew ([email protected]) posted here on Ultimate-Guitar.com to open chords. I think I got them right, because it sounds right to me.
180 Degrees

C F Dm G C5 F5

[Verse] It's so easy to defend the Status Quo With everyone so cool and cynical When you see the end don't justify the means It's just that 180 degrees
60

A E D F# F#m B

[Verse] I'm not here to entertain you I'm here to meet my friend the Russian The Irish, the German, the Columbian
60 Percent Reprise

A# C Gm G D# D#m

We're the band with our own label That's money under the table, that's answering to no one Still, bands just love to hate us Talking shit behind us, but smiling to our face
60 Reprise

A F# D E Bm

I did this tab cause no one has the chords version on yet so I did it. It's an acoustic version, so its a lil slower then the regular version. And i guess it could work for both versions with the different lyrics.
72 Hookers

G C D Am G7 G/B

They don't hate us They just hate their lives And desperate people Learn to despise The suicidal's
Abuena

A D C G F

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No se q mas va a aca, no se q poner Quiero saber si pude mandar una tab de otra banda , no see! Q le puedo hacer?? bueno fue, me parese q listo Despues juego al tibia, nos vemos, cuidense, tengan cuidado cunado manejen, no tomen y todas esas cosas
The Agony Of Victory

C G F Dm G# F#7

[Verse] Come on underachievers, come on all you underpass believers We’ll give you the skills for street living, it feels pretty great to just give in So just give in Dropouts, repeat offenders, we’ll take the weary, weak, the street bartenders
Alcopollack

F G C Dm Am

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[Verse] How does the drunkest person on the bus Wake up and manage to take such good care of us? An honorable man that's impossible to hate Even though his laugh to joke ratio is about one in eight
All His Suits Are Torn

Bb F D C C#

A baggy man with baggy clothes A face made of paper mache He lost his humor years ago Along with his molars His head planted beneath his shoulders
All Of Me

D E A C G F

[Verse 1] All of me, why not take all Can't you see I'm no good without you? Take these arms, I want to lose them Take these lips, I'll never use them
All Outta Angst

G C Am F Em

I'm not insane I'm not bummed out I got no one to blame nothing to change I got no evil to fight One thing's for sure I'm all outta angst Society don't bother me and there's something wrong with that So I'm off to Pakistan learn the laws of Islam
Anarchy Camp

A# Gm D# D#m F Cm

I got an invitation to go to anarchy camp There will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting all in an evening The soundtrack will go multi platinum, Barbecue a boca while the effigies burn You may not wanna stay to see how we take care of a turncoat
August 8th

G C Am F E A

Clean Guitar Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky, Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day, I see a bunch of hippies crying, Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day,
Bag

G C F Am Dm B

Endless evenings of non-exist Are getting shorter, monotonous Like an intruder, I belong outside Although I find myself right back The same place I was before
Ballad Of Me And My Friends

F# B G#m E

[Verse] Everybody's got themselves a plan And everybody thinks they'll be the man, including the girls The musicians who lack the friends to form a band are singer-songwriters The rest of us are DJ's or official club photographers
Bath Of Least Resistance

F G C Em Am A#

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out
Best God In Show

G C Em D Bm Am

Verse: Ive no consideration, zero mutual respect For billions who suffer from , rational thought neglect I dont wanna waste a sentence, I dont want a convert-sation Thats gonna end in disdain, disbelief and aggravation
The Black and White

C G D F A B

Mr. McCarthy killed the light He didn't wake his lovely wife He left the key inside the door Woke on the wrong side of the bed She can't remember what he said
Blasphemy The Victimless Crime

G F Bb C E6 F#6

[Verse] I'll throw a pie in the face of piety I'll torch a Torah right off a bridge I am a reverend of irreverence I'm a shill for any sacrilege
Bleeding Heart Disease

F A# Dm C# D# G

Dough, what our lives are lived for Rae, just a crazy Aussie Me, the generation forges on Fo, dder for corporations Saw, wing our lives together
Bob

C F G A Bb Em

He spent 15 years getting loaded 15 years till his liver exploded What's Bob gonna do Now that he cant drink ? The Doctor said : "Whatcha been thinkin bout ?"
Bottles To The Ground

G C F Am Am7 E5

This is based on the official tab but arranged for solo performance. I had to get creative naming the chords I use in the verse. They're not even real chords, but it was The best way to keep the droning sound alive with one acoustic guitar. Feel free to play with these Until you get the sound you want.
Brain Constipation

G A D F# C F

Somebody hear me, somebody listen to me Am I alone in this world Is there anyone listening? Appease me, can't find a reason to be Alienation, is taking over me
The Brews

F# B E D A G

Friday night we'll be drinkin' manashevitz Goin' out to terrorize goyem Stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicksas As long as we're home by saturday mornin'
Buggley Eyes

C G E7 A7 F Cb

[Chorus] Did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek And wake up with Bo Didley? Did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek And wake up with Bo Didley?
Bye Bye Biopsy Girl

F C A Bb Dm G

[Verse 1] It came back negative and gave us a scare The next year it grew back again and you started to swear And after chemotherapy, you threw up and lost all your hair And when I said bye bye biopsy girl
California Drought

C5 G5 D5 Em A5 G

Verse 1: I once heard a song about it never rains in Southern California I once saw a band play at the Farm sober, I hadn't had a drink Like cleaning gums or huggin'bums Or doin' something that you know's good for ya
The Cause

D G A a C Bm

[Pre-Chorus 1] You gotta have a little respect Subterranean ideals Traditional neglect Reflect on how you think it would make you feel
Cell Out

F Cm G# G

[Verse 1] She asked me if I was a singer, then called me has-been She said she really liked my band in the early nineties, oh yeah I said "Stop saying those mean things, my ego is so fragile" And then she called me a poseur punk
Clams Have Feelings Too

E A B D D#m G#m

[Verse] Birds are dumb cause small bird brains But so are kids and old people Some birds talk, most others sing I don't see you eating a talking bird
Cokie The Clown

F E D A# C A

Greetings all, hello. Welcome to my show. I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle 8 balls at one time, I'm no fucking mime. I play practical jokes, this squirting flower. That wasn't flour that blew up your nose.
Cool and unusual punishment

A D E F#m B F#5

VERSE 1 Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place
Creeping out Sara

E5 D5 A5 A E D

I was backstage at a festival in Germany Talking to a cute fair skinned brunette I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked Our set I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
Darby Crashing Your Party

F#m D A E A5 G#5

[Verse 1] Banned from the bar and barred from the club Then clubbed by the cops for copping some drugs Then drug down the street by his self-abuse A candy-man hanging from a self-tied nooseance in public with panties and bra, he's
Dead Beat Mom

C F B Am G G#

[Verse] She's a dead beat mom, a one woman pogrom A tri-polar paradigm, a lunatika time bomb When everything is alright, she makes everything wrong Living only to spite and spit napalm
The Death Of John Smith

G F Am C A D

[Verse 1] I've got respect from the community, I've got my bridge game to look forward to, I've got this chance, a golden opportunity, As long as I keep doing what I'm supposed to.
The Decline

C E D G Am F

Where are all the stupid people from ? And how'd they get to be so dumb ? Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings
The Desperations Gone

C F Am G Dm B

Trip down the stairs into hell Cathay de I miss your smell A mixture of puke, beer, stale piss Fuck, sweat, and fear Adrenaline addicted, the blood leak
Dig

G C F AM f

Rationalize values it's so easy to succeed Keeping your eyes on the prize success, success Camped outside Laissez Faire People understand me there Don't talk to me we'll get along just fine
Dinosaurs Will Die

E G D C Cm Am

[Verse 1] Kick back watch it crumble See the drowning, Watch the fall. I feel just terrible about it
Don't Call Me White

A5 F#5 E5 C#5 D5

Your connotations wearing my nuts thin Could it be semantics generating the mess we're in I understand that language Breeds stereotype But what's the explanation for the malice, for the spite ?
Door Nails

G Am D Em C Cm

[Verse 1] These two shots are for derrick For rifle not the handgun For coffee and cigarettes Give it back
Doors And Fours

A5 G5 E5 B5 C5 F#5

[Verse 1] In L.A. Basin heroin was so passé We had to find something cheaper and not so far from West L.A We were all looking for a high different and new When dope was hard to get, Codeine 4 and Doriden would have to do
Down With The Ship

A5 F E F5 D5 Bb5

Verse 1: It could have been helped, it might have been saved With me at the helm, I could have found ways To keep it afloat and find a new course But I steered the ship right into the cliffs
Drop The World

A F# E G D B

He won the race, the judges concluded He was the better man He had the will to win Aahhhh... A hesitate
Drugs are Good

A C G F C5

1-2 fuck off, drop out, never trust a fucking hippie And for that matter don't trust anyone. Quit school, don't work, livin'out the music de punk. If I could do it so could anyone Drugs are good, they let you do things that you know you not should.
Dying Degree

Em C D G

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Dying degree, graying amie Final payment made - had you forgot? The rightful owner of one deluxe cemetary plot Paisley satin lined how apprapoe What a better way to go
Eat The Meek

F Dm A# C A G

The factory mass producing fear, bottled, Capped, distributed near and far Sold for a reasonable price And the people, they love it, they feed it Brush with it, bathe with it, breathe it
Electricity

G5 E5 C5 D5 A5 A

1º VERSO 0ne source of energy,OOOOHHHH The ultimate discovery Electric blue for me Never more to be free
Falling In Love

F D Eb G Bb Gm

Verse 1: Blast oxygen masks Smoke filled cabin Depressurize Don't be afraid
Fan Mail

C5 G5 F5 Bb5 D5 F/A

Verse 1: Dear Sirs To whom is may concern Theres facts I'd like to learn So many things I wanna know
Fermented And Flailing

A D E F#m C# B

[Verse 1] This is not a test, not true, this kind of is a test of our endurance There's really no one left to place the blame on and hang in effigy This was not ruined by a regime, it also took a hundred million Of angry, stupid, scared, pathetic populace to complete the deed
First Call

C5 F5 C E5 A5 F

All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can?t find anything to drink The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol So I?m headed down the street to first call Me and the Bads were staying up late
Fish In A Gun Barrel

Dm F A C Gm Am

[Verse] Does anyone know how loaded he was When he unloaded his gun? Does anyone know how loaded he was When the slaughter had begun?
Fleas

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=left guitar B=right guitar A&B=both # intro #A *=play 12X # intro #B *=play at the end of the intro
Food Sex And Ewe

F G C

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[Verse 1] I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather watch 10 hours of tv But since I can't I'll think of food I'll think of sex
Franco Un-American

G Em C D Am

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I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights ! No !
Franco Unamerican

G C Em D Am F

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!
Frank Turner Bob

G C D F Em Cm

He spent 15 years Getting loaded 15 years Till his liver exploded Now what's Bob gonna do Now that he can't drink?
Free Dumb

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Normal-length NOFX-song. Remember the pick-slides at the beginning. A=Dave B=Melvin A&B=both # intro #A X2
Freedom Like A Shopping Cart

A D E G B a

SONG: Freedom Lika Shopping Cart AUTHOR: Fat Mike BAND: NOFX ALBUM: Heavy Petting Zoo (Epitaph 1996) TABBED BY: The Jackal
Fuck Day Six

Em D C G Am B7

[Verse] When I pissed a perfect rainbow And aced every drug screen I needed help, so I called up this skinhead Lisa Brownley's old boyfriend
Fuck Euphemism

A5 Am C C5 D5 D

[Verse 1] I walked into The Eagle and someone called me cis I said I'm not a cis, I'm a sissy, should I call you Mister or Miss? I said, "I'm actually a transves-", but before I got to "-tite" The place erupted into my first gender pronoun bar fight
Fungus

G5 C5 D/F# E5 E/D G/B

Verse 1: I hate the radio but I like Fungus The only punk-rock station, it's humongous I think they just play Misfit's Walk among us Fungus 53
Generation Z

E D F#m C#m Bm A

[VERSE 1] (Slowly pick through the chords) I think that our kids will probably see The end of humanity, as we know it Cause this world's about to blow it. Will they see what they saw in ancient Rome,
Glory Hallelujah

D G C Em C7 Am

Brothers and sisters, have you heard the news? The storm has lifted and there's nothing to lose, So swap your confirmation for your dancing shoes, Because there never was no God.
Gone With The Heroined

Dm Bb A7 Gm C Am

[Chorus] I got scars under my skin From Scarlett O'Heroin She cast a spell, she cast a lure I fell too hard for that Jeze-belle du jour
Gonoherpasyphilaids

A D E B C F

[Verse 2] I said "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression he didn't know what to say "It seems that you've contracted a new strain."
Green Corn

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A=wide guitar B=large guitar A&B=both guitars # intro #A /=slide up # intro #B *=play 6X
Gutter Tarts

Dm A F#m B E Fm

[Verse 1] I don't care about how many fucks I'll suck an ass for fifty bucks Everybody here wants to get laid We're the only ones who are getting paid
Happy Break Up Song

E A D F#

Intro/ post Chorus Hello dear there somthin' on my mind There somethin' between us I can't find Can please please show me the light Because with you I refuse to fight
Happy Guy

F C E A Ab G

He's just a man getting through life the best he can He's not a scientist, he programs a computer Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he, receives pity From his family - his friends say, How could he, turn his back on reason worshiping
Herojuana

C F G Am B Bb

Light the match Burn the flour Leave behind All the wrong Why be sad
Hobophobic

E B A D G F#

Not just because they're crackers >From drinking too much lysooool Let them be Just don't get fucking near me
Hobophobic Scared Of Bums

B E F# C#m G#m

[Verse 1] Hobo I'm hobophobic So what AH AH AH Scared of bums Not just because they stink bad
Hot Dog In A Hallway

A C#m D A# E F

[Verse 1] She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her
Hotdog In A Hallway

G D C E

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SONG: Hotdog in a Hallway AUTHOR: Fat Mike BAND: NOFX ALBUM: Heavy Petting Zoo (Epitaph 1996) TABBED BY: The Jackal
I Am an Alcoholic

G C Cmaj7 Am7 D Bm7

I liked going to school, I didn't want to fool around with drugs Cuz all of my friends were dropping out I had to get stuff done, I wasn't fun I didn't try pot 'til I was 21,
I Am Going to Hell for this One

G C E D B D#m

He's no the white fragile hippie He looks and acts more like an indignant Ice-T Jesus Christ is coming back He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass Superstar, The Passion Of
I Dont Like Me Anymore

E G A B C D

[Verse 1] One morning I woke up Scratched my balls and eyes I looked into the mirror And got a big surprise
I, Fatty

E C G D B Cm

Intro : Only 12 years old and already so alone Left abandoned on a train
I Love You More Than I Hate Me

Bb Eb Cm Ab D G

[Verse 1] You'd cover my face when you'd fuck me We were intimate WITHOUT intimacy Like a gutter punk-tuation In a foreign conversation
I, Melvin

Am Dm C F G

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Eyeliner hides the sleepless nights Years of abuse, the downs and highs A lonely drunk staggers on stage Weathered and worn, battered and broken, I feel my age
I Wanna Be Your Baby

F#5 G A G5 E5 A5

Verse 1: Open yourself let me inside Open your arms I have nowhere to go So let me into you
Idiots Are Taking Over

D A F#m Bm D#+ F

Mensa membership conceding Tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding Watson, it's really elementary The industrial revolution Has flipped the bitch on evolution
Im A Rat

A E D F#m Bm a

[Verse 1] I'm a rat in a trap, And I'm happy about that Because everyone believes that I was caught Now they feel so good about themselves 'Cause they like to watch me suffer
I'm A Transvest-lite

G Am F C E/G# G/B

Verse 1 I first heard Frank say He wanted to dress like Faye Wray I wanted that too but what could I do In junior high school in LA?
I'm So Sorry Tony

A D F#m C# E Bm

I've never known a better writer or a better guy His songs wouldn't just touch you, they'd punch you in the eye It doesn't happen a lot, but everybody says the same that he wasn't supposed to die So let's clink our beers And give three cheers
Im Telling Tim

C F Am G

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[Verse] You better watch out you better not cry You better put out records DIY Cause it's not what you've done it's what you've been If you fuck up I'm telling Tim
Instant Crassic

G C F# Em Cm

Intro: Verse 1 I'm swimming in a sea of pee
The Irrationality Of Rationality

C Am F G

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Verse: Am riff x2 Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board. The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were
Is It Too Soon If Time Is Relative

A D E F#m B D#

[Verse 1] I don't feel like movin' I don't feel like talkin' I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today I barely feel like rollin'
Its My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite

C5 G#5 A#5 F#5 D#5 A#

Date: Mon, 22 Dec 1997 20:08:52 -0800 From: the Son of Skank <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Subject: IT'S MY JOB TO KEEP PUNK ROCK ELITE - NOFX
Jeff Wears Birkenstocks

G D A C B

Verse 1: Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit Don't wanna hear no hippy shit
Johnny Appleseed

A B D F#

EL HEFE Through word of mouth Let it be known The man who spends his life on a mission He's legendary
Just The Flu

Am F G C Dm

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Looking back to the past predictions of the end Unseen ultraviolet rays are beating on my head Nuclear threat - wanna bet? - will be our demise The day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skies
Kids Of The K-Hole

C G Em D Am F

Everybody needs some time Away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again
Kill All The White Man

C F Gm G D Bb

[Verse 1] The white man call himself civilized Cause he know how to take over The white man come to pillage my village Now he tell me I have to bend over
Kill All The White Men

C G D Gm Am C5

The white man call himself civilized Cause he know how to take over The white man come to pillage my village Now he tell me I have to bend over
Kill Rock Stars

G F C D Am Dm

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[Verse] "Kill the rockstars" how ironic, Kathleen You've been crowned the newest queen Kinda like the punk rock Gloria Steinham You can't change the world by hating men
Last Caress

C5 F5 G5 F G C

[Verse 1] I got something to say I killed your baby today And it doesn't matter much to me As long as it's dead
Leave It Alone

C F A G D Bb

Leave it alone.Follow the grain,We couldn't stop the irrisistable force Leave it the same. Change with the leaves Bringing in the sheaves, Bringing in the old Leave it alone
Leaving Jesusland

F5 A5 C5 G5 E5 G#5

[Verse] We call the heartland Not-very-smart land IQs are very low but threat levels are high
Linewleum

A5 G#5 E5 B5 A E

Band: NOFX Album: The Single Album Song: Linewleum Tab: LoDennis Date: 27.01.2021
Linoleum

C E Am F G

And on to the floor My closest friend linoleum Linoleum Supports my head, gives me something to believe That's me on the beachside combing the sand Metal meter in my hand
Lisa and Louise

A E D F#m B C#m

Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get burned again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees 'Til one day she took his car And drove into the city Liza had put down a few When she met this girl named Lou
The longest line

G C Am F Em Dm

In the darkest tunnel it's Nice to see a light Not just a headlight Like the one that's Heading right for me
Lori Meyers

Bm A G A(sus4) D F#

But it wasn't recognition of her face, what brought me back Was a familiar mark as it flashed across the screen I bought some magazines, some video tape scenes Incriminating acts, I felt that I could save her... But she said
Louise

G D E C B Am

She had to walk with a silicon cock sticking in her ass And one in her cunt. A butterfly strapped tight to her clit, But who's got the remote control?
Love Story

F5 C5 D5/ Bb/ G5 Bb

Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram
Malachi Crunch

D E F C A# A

This time you went too far What's the matter, don't you feel alright? Do you feel remorse? Or are the handcuffs on a little too tight?
Man I Killed

G C D Em

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When they tightly strap me in, give me lethal injection, Just a few moments to live, no remorse for what I did, It was for the betterment of man, I gave the utmost Sacrifice, Before more damage could be done I took his life.
Marxist Brothers

Em D Gbm C A G

We meet in underground parking lots And late night in coffee shops With voices low unless we're drunk We've got hats and cop sunglasses We question all that is wrong We discuss conspiracy
Mattersville

G C D Em Am D#

There's a place some of us choose to live Gated community cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We spend our golden years in Mattersville We can do whatever we want whenever we please
Medio-Core

G C D G7 Cm Gmaj7

[Verse 1] Medio-core, it's not forsaken, the music they're makin' Will leave you with a feeling of indifference How was the band? They were okay (okay) not great (all right) But pretty good, they played the songs I knew they would
Monosyllabic Girl

C G F Em Am G#

I take her down To the aquarium She says "Shark" I take her to The planetarium
Moron Brothers

C F D G E B

Taking advantage of everyone (same chords) Your a dog they're your fleas Doin everything they can to spread disease Riff
Murder The Government

B G# Em F#

WANNA WITNESS SOME ... (FAST) I WANNA TAR AND ... I WANNA PULL AND ... YEAH YEAH ...
My Bro Cancervive Cancer

C Am F G E G#

Band: NOFX Album: Single ALbum Song: My Bro Cancervive Cancer Tab: LoDennis Date: 01.03.2021
My Favorite Enemy

G D C Am F A

[Verse 1] Why do I have to be my saboteur? Why can't I be my closest confidant? When I explain so clearly what I need to do
My Orphan Year

A F#m D E Bm G#

NOFX My Orphan Year Coaster 2009 Fat Wreck Chords Submitted by: [email protected]
My Vagina

E A F#m D Bm

[Verse] My vagina has two sets of lips But I don't get monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used
New Boobs

E D A

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[Verse 1] Something is lacking, I'm not attracting My boobs are not as big as I want them to be I want thirty six D I'm not receiving enough affection Gonna get me a silicon injection
New Happy Birthday Song

A E D G F#

[Intro] [Chorus 1] Happy Birthday, you're not special You're getting older, but not much better
No Fun In Fundamentalism

C5 G5 D5 A5 E5 Em

[CHORUS 1] There's no fun fun fun There's no fun fun fun There's no fun fun fun There's no fun fun fun
Nothing But A Nightmare

G D A E

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Tabbed by Ryan V Artist NOFX Song Nothing But A Nightmare (sorta) Album I Heard They Suck Live
One Million Coasters

C G F Am E Dm

[Verse 1] Coasters and Frisbees Fish lures for deep seas Mobiles for infants They make great Christmas tree ornaments
One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville

G C F E A Am

One way ticket to seclusion, now your losin' C/open D One way ticket to alienation, you're an inside joke Is everybody supposed to be impressed with your ability to Make us feel less significant than you
Oxymoronic

A D G# G E F#m

I've been called an OxyMoron Because I question which drugs our war's on Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on The healers have become the harmers They're just pharmaceutical farmers
Party Enema

A E D G Bm

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Verse 1: Hanging out in long Beach a little (hold) Party in the sun
Perfect Gouvernement

G Em7 Em C D

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Even if it's easy to be free What's your definition of freedom ? And who the fuck are you, anyway ? Who the fuck am I to say ? What the fuck is really going on ?
Pharmacists Daughter

Em G D C

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She's got my love I get her drugs She's got my love I get her drugs She's got my love I get her drugs Looks like I've gone and bought the pharmacy
Philthy Phil Philanthropist

G C D F Am Cm

[Verse 1] There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need? Alcohol burn it clean, asphalt methamphetamine Will make it seem alright
La Pieta

A D C#m7 Fm E Dm

[Verse] When she asked me to kill her, I said of course I would She had another week or two, But why should she suffer Then my daughter walked into the bedroom and asked what's wrong with grandmas face My mother decided she wanted to die with grace
The Plan

G C Em D D/F# Am

Call us libertarian Cause we do as we please Don't need fear or Force to foster no morality The morals are in substitute
Please Play This Song On The Radio

G D C Em E A

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[Verse] We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up voc's in just the right places It's got a few oohs and ahhs It takes a little pause Just before I sing the anthem
Pods And Gods

E B F# G#m G B5

Band: NOFX Album: Pods and Gods; 45 or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough to Go on Our Other Records Song: Pods and Gods Tab: LoDennis Date: 16.11.2019
Pre-Arraigned Marriage

C F Dm Bb Am E

[Verse] Would I have married either one if it wasn't for violent sex? I wish the answer was simple, or even just simplex I know that I'm a heeb-onistic paradox in a dress But why is it when I gave so much I got back so much less?
Professional Crastination

E5 D5 G5 E D G6

Band: NOFX Album: S&M Airlines Song: Professional Crastination Tab: LoDennis Date: 24.02.2021
Pump Up The Valuum

Em G C D Am F#5

[Verse 1] One time weekly rate 12 by 12 foot room Strapped down to the bed Now pump up the valium
Punk Guy

F G C A

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Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian Got colored teeth like Johnny Exudes a vicious disposition His hair sticks out like Colin'did, he jumps Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga
Quart In Session

C F Am Dm G B

VERSE------ It's funny how nothing seems much fun Anymore to me now that I quit the drink 'Cause soberness, it might be what I need But, it's certainly not how I wanna be
The Quitter

Em A D C C# F

You wanna keep it goin' but you don't know how Everyone at meetings gets a low end ride You quit, you're shit, you're a quitter And no one likes you
Radio

D G F#m Em A

Never fell in love Until I fell in love with you Never knew what a good time was Until I had a good time with you If you wanna get the feeling and you wanna get it right
Re-Gaining Unconsciousness

A D G E G# Bm

[Verse 1] First they put away the dealers, keep our kids safe and off the street Then they put away the prostitutes, keep married men cloistered at home Then they shooed away the bums, then they beat and bashed the queers, Turned away asylum-seekers, fed us suspicions and fears
Reeko

C F G Dm Am E

[Verse 3.] Mister President, please understand It really is that bad, it won't just go away, it's just beginning The ballots have been cast, we make like seaward rats Leave this sinking ship, leave and not look back
Release the Hostages

G F A E C

Stop ! Have a beer, it's on me, has anyone ever told you That you look like a star, heard it said at the bar So I drink, cause it makes me Happier than being alone My good friend, Johnny Walker
Ronnie And Mags

A# Dm C Am F G

Gonna send those welfare bums right back to work Gonna start a war before 84 Start a dirty war in El Salvador Gonna start a war before 84 Gonna back the Contras and apartheid
San Francisco Fat

F5 A5 C5 G5 E5 Am

Verse 1: Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes Ego's get as big as Billy Corigan's Skinny girl eat some more food Muscle man
Scarlett Oheroin

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Band: NOFX Album: 7" Of The Month Club Song: Scarlett O'Heroin Tab: LoDennis Date: 17.11.2019
Scavenger Type

D Em7 Gb Bm G5 Am7

Giggin' alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an an - chor steam pint All he needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat
Secret Society

Gm F Bb Eb Ab C

Amusement is scary, doing things totally unnecessary Shocks and bonds are for restraining not trading Procedures, protocols, programming sentionent sex dolls Prolific übermensch downfalls
See Her Pee

A E e F C G

This song is off of the "Short Music for Short People" comp. put out by FAT Wreck Chords. It's 30 seconds long. I haven't heard the song in forever, so im not sure if the same chords/progression is held throughout, But I think it is. Also, this may be lower than it's actually played, but it's right anyway. I think. *Also, the opening should be played on a bass, then guitars eventually come in*
Seeing Double At The Triple Rock

G E A D Cm Am

Verse 1: It's 3 o'clock at the Triple Rock, another round of watching Paddy talk It's where you wanna get snowed in when you get Snowed in, outside it's 10 below, is it day or night, we don't care or know What we know is that we don't wanna be
The Separation Of Church And Skate

Am F G C G# Dm

Verse 1: Lost in a sea of combat Boots flush the bouncers With wasted youth when Did punk rock become
She didnt lose her baby

Bb Dm C F A C#

So she cried alone for hours And she did lines off the floor As she thought of the unthinkable Then she crushed up even more
She nubs

D5 A5 E5 D A F#5

It's kind of hard to wear high heels Or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs? I hope she don't get mad I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Shes Gone

F Am G C B E

A blackened wick is what remains The flame was blown out just recently Although the candle hadn't burned down to the stick It won't be lit again, the day won't be so bright
She's Nubs

D A E F#

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.
The Shortest Pier

D G Bm A F#m Eb

But that's okay I'll have a talk With this divebar On a long walk Along the shortest pier
Shower Days

A5 F5 G5 C5 D5 E5

[Verse] In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that it's time to take a bath I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"
Sid And Nancy

G E D C A Am

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[Verse 1] Just like the Kennedys killed Marilyn Monroe The Reagans had a secret the public couldn’t know At Winterland his wife was wankin’ a kid And he couldn’t let anyone know what she did
Six Pack Girls

G D E

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NOFX - Six Pack Girls Tabbed By: Ryan V EMail: [email protected] This is a bad ass song with a bad ass bass line so here ya go
Slut Hut

C G F Am a A

[Verse] Welcome to our penthouse apartment Condemned by the building department The decor was procured by the police Our lighting provided by the neighbors
Soul Doubt

E D A G C# C

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I want to talk to Nothing I want to think about,
Stickin In My Eye

B Em D C G A

[Verse] When I look round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that
Stickin in my Eyes

E B D C G A

When I look round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I cant make out their words Saying things, saying things that
Straight Outta Massachusetts

C F Am G Fm D

I moved from Massachusetts 'cause I couldn't be controlled. I moved from Massachusetts 'cause it was fuckin'cold. I moved from Massachusetts 'cause I wanted to ten fold. I moved from Massachusetts because my house got sold.
Stranded

A D F#m E G C#

She once told me not to listen, Find the answers, intuition, Follow no one, trust your instincts, Face the world, find out it stinks. Don't come crying,
Substitute

G Am C F D Fm

[Verse 1] The first girl that I fell for was a fair and faithful fighter She smoldered with her will to save the world I did my best to help her, yeah, I stood shoulder to shoulder On the front lines with my visionary girl
Teenage Punching Bag

A5 F5 C5

Verse 1: Grade school sociopath, Teenage alcoholic, Fraternity date rapist, Company CEO
Thatcher Fucked The Kids

C G Em Am D a

[Verse 1] Whatever happened to childhood? We're all scared of the kids in our neighbourhood They're not small, charming and harmless, they're a violent bunch of bastard little shits And anyone who looks younger than me makes me check for my wallet, my phone and my keys And I'm tired of being tired out, always being on the lookout for thieving gits
Theme From A NOFX Album

A D E

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We're professional punkers We come from the suburbs After 15 years, we're still having fun Now we're over 30, not looking so purty At least we got a beat up accordion
Theme From Nofx Album

C F G

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NOFX, Theme From NOFX Album. Tabbed by Brandon .P, TymeWorriar. Hi, My name is Brandon. This is the correct way to play this song on a Guitar since its really only bass till the part where Fat Mike sings
Theres No Fun In Fundamentalism

C5 G5 D5 A5 E5 Em

There's no fun fun fun There's no fun fun fun There's no fun fun fun There's no fun fun fun
Theres No Too Soon If Time Is Relative

G C D E C#m F#

Artist: NOFX Song: There's No "Too Soon" If Time Is Relative Part of the Song: Whole Song Album: There's No "Too Soon" If Time Is Relatve
This Machine is 4

Bb F C Dm Am G

Condescending keeps us gay In a denotative way Noses up and peering down Tight lips pursed into a frown
Three Against Me

Am F G C G# E

[Verse 1] Bloody nose as often as people stub toes I got a fat lip every other week Learned to breathe on the wrong end of a sleeping bag Forced to read the Bible superglued to my hand
Together On The Sand

E D A F#

Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beachfront She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand
Total Bummer

C F# A E5 E B5

All the horny people sit, In front of their TV's and thinkin' What is wrong with me? I'm not a monster. Why won't anybody fuck me?
Two On Glue

C A Dm F

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Throwing in and throwing down We're just two on glue Turn this place into a den We're just two on glue
Vanilla Sex

C D Am A F G

Don't ever take away from me my pornography Obviously we don't agree on what's obscene I have the right to choose what I Want to see and read
Vincent

D E G A B C#

(paradinha 5x ) Starry, starry night Paint your palette blue and gray Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul...
Warm

G A D E F C

[Verse 1] One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine
We Called It America

Am C G D F Bm

Remember when America had a middle class and an upper class? That was way before the exodus. That was the America that we thought was number one, Thought would overcome, thought would never die. That was just our pride and faith: two shitty deadly sins;
We Got Two Jealous Agains

C G A F D E

I thought you were the one when I heard "Holidays In The Sun" Come from your bedroom But my mind started to stray when I saw Youth of Today Mixed with your singles What's with this Underdog and this GNR EP ?
We March To The Beat Of Indifferent Drum

Em G Bm C D Cm

[Chorus 1] Aaaah aaaah, we beat indifferent drum, Aaaah aaaah, we pound till we're numb Aaaah aaaah
We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows

F C G Am B A

[Verse 1] Brilliant? A word describing something dumb You create to desecrate the villain I've become A prophet, not to be made but heard Speaks in tongues and sarcasm
Were Bros

Em G5 F#/G C5 C D

####tabline####e|0---------------------- Bros, best friends forever We're bros, not just fair-weathered
Whatever Didi Wants

G C F A Bb

[Verse 2] I wouldn't climb the highest mountain Could get a blister, but almost anything I wouldn't throw coins in a fountain I may be needing to make a phone call
What's The Matter With Kids Today

C A G F

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There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to Mom They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they should They don't drink or fuck or fight
Whoa On The Whoas

A D G Em Bm

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We never like to sing whoa whoa we Hate whoas we're against whoas we hate Hate whoas We prefer ahhs and na Na nanas and yeah yeah yeah are
Whoops I Odd

G C Em Am A D

[Verse 1] Whoops I OD'd, Shortness of breath. Call ambulance, Tell my wife I
Wolves in Wolves' Clothing

C F G Dm Am

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We're Rome, Aztec Mexico, Easter Island paradigm We are followers of Jimmy Jones, cutting in the kool-aid line We are Animal Farm Pigs, we are a Terry Gilliam film We are fear Oligarchy, we are wolves in wolves'clothing, we are this Planet's kidney stones
Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots

B5 A5 C#5 E5 G#/C F#/Bb

Verse 1:Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, Cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots
Worse Things Happen At Sea

Dm D5 A Gm A# F

[Verse] Honestly re- lax my dear it's clear that we are done It doesn't take a scientist to figure out that one It's obvious the way you move, the way you hold your head The way you hide your pretty eyes and shift across the bed
Xmas Has Been Xed

C G F Am Dm E

Verse It's funny how some fables became historic When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric But people will believe anything if it's written Especially in stone or ancient scroll
You Drink You Drive You Spill

G C F Em Am D

I say, don't drink and drive You might spill your drink Before you get behind the wheel just stop and think You can take your chances But there's so much to lose
You Will Lose Faith

E5 D5 C#5 B D# G5

Your only daughter's turning tricks cause she's jonesin' for a fix She just blew your mechanic, that's when you will lose your wife's B/D#add4 D5 Overdose was a success, humiliation was too great Now with your estate foreclosed, you will surely lose your head
Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car

B E C# A#6 A A#

[Verse 1A] Your hubcaps cost more than my car And your car cost more than my house Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years But your balloon cost the same as mine
Youre Bleeding

E C A G B D

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but that don't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky Only in the spotlight can you tell me of your crimes
You're Wrong

G Bm D A Em F#m

You're wrong about virtues of christianity And you're wrong if you agree with sean hannity If you think that pride is about nationality, you're Wrong
Zyclone B Bath House

G D C E A Gb

Zyclone B Bathouse A perfect place for cleansing ethnicaut Train ride provided Although the fare only sports the under class As the train goes by, they'll turn away